So it's been p.long time since I did a proper 'This is my life' style update because, tbqh, they are quite dull (when I do them) and I know the deal with you guys. You're busy people, you have your owns lives to live, and I'd hate to think that you'd wasted valuable minutes reading paragraph after paragraph of complete nonsense that doesn't really inform you of anything noteworthy at all.

So instead of reading this entry in its entirety, may I suggest several other things you could do with your time:

• Write a poem! A Cinquain, a Haiku, A rhyme! Just go nuts, you silly goose!!
• Phone your grandmother. She's really feeling down at the minute. She's old, everything hurts and all her friends are dying :( Go on! Make her wonder "What does that little shit want this time??" and pick up the phone. If your grandmother is a nasty old witch, just reverse the charge on her!
• Call up a local charity and inquire about any opportunities to volunteer with them! Don't actually do it, just get the satisfactory glow that comes with thinking about doing something good without having to smell gross homeless people and having a crazy veteran wave his penis at you!
• Take of the safe search on GIS and just go nuts!!!

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LOL

Look at that bitch in the corner not down with their ~*true love*~

Katie, please go and diaf.

The worst thing Effy has ever done is stop short of killing you with a rock.

Also lol @ Freddie and his dandy scarf.