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So it's been p.long time since I did a proper 'This is my life' style update because, tbqh, they are quite dull (when I do them) and I know the deal with you guys. You're busy people, you have your owns lives to live, and I'd hate to think that you'd wasted valuable minutes reading paragraph after paragraph of complete nonsense that doesn't really inform you of anything noteworthy at all.

So instead of reading this entry in its entirety, may I suggest several other things you could do with your time:

• Write a poem! A Cinquain, a Haiku, A rhyme! Just go nuts, you silly goose!!
• Phone your grandmother. She's really feeling down at the minute. She's old, everything hurts and all her friends are dying :( Go on! Make her wonder "What does that little shit want this time??" and pick up the phone. If your grandmother is a nasty old witch, just reverse the charge on her!
• Call up a local charity and inquire about any opportunities to volunteer with them! Don't actually do it, just get the satisfactory glow that comes with thinking about doing something good without having to smell gross homeless people and having a crazy veteran wave his penis at you!
• Take of the safe search on GIS and just go nuts!!!

( blah blah blah )

LOL

Look at that bitch in the corner not down with their ~*true love*~

Katie, please go and diaf.

The worst thing Effy has ever done is stop short of killing you with a rock.

Also lol @ Freddie and his dandy scarf.

1. Put Your iTunes on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. You must write down the name of the song no matter how silly it sounds! (post it to a site like mediafire, sendspace, megaupload if you can and copy the links and paste them next to the song title)
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.
5. Tag friends

What do your friends think of you?
The Who - My Generation

If someone says, “Is this okay?” You say...
Dan Auerbach - Street Walkin' ("Is this okay?""wut? street walkin'? sure, just put some mace in ur purse" me all over.)

How would you describe yourself?
Belle and Sebastian - Like Dylan in the Movies

What do you like in a guy/girl?
Cut Copy - Strangers in the Wind

How do you feel today?
PJ Harvey - Legs

What is your life’s purpose?
Grand Archives - Miniature Birds

What is your motto?
Ted Leo and the Pharmacists - The Gold Finch and the Red Oak Tree

What do you think about very often?
Bishop Allen - Click, Click, Click, Click

What is 2+2?
Eels - My Descent Into Madness

What do you think of your best friend?
Ohtis - Sugar Babe

What do you think of your special someone?
Elliott Smith - Going Nowhere

What is your favorite makeout song?
Scott Walker - Next (This is so APT. If I ever make out with a matador, I'll play this song.)

What is your life story?
Beirut - The Canals Of Our City

What do you want to be when you grow up?
The Handsome Family - Tin Foil (Aim high, kids.)

What do you think of when your special someone comes in the room?
Beck - Everybody's Gotta Learn Sometime (~i need ur loving like tha sunshine~)

What will you/did you dance to at your wedding?
Ella Fitzgerald and Louis Armstrong - Things Are Looking Up (omg good one)

What will they play at your funeral?
Phosphorescent - The Party's Over (ur damn right it is)

I tag you , you  and especiallyyou 

(PS. If you're not, you should be watching Skins right now. Cooke's Cock Mention Counter: 8123)

The SAG awards were boring, but omfg how cute and funny were will arnett and amy's little bits??? "I've talked my way out of 11 fights and I've cried more this year than most women do in a lifetime" I hope Amy's series doesn't bomb because THE WORLD NEEDS TO HAVE MORE AMY. And it's just so qt that they're always with Tina at these award show. She should consider dumping the hobbit man and get all Big Love with them.

And the men from Milk and Emily Blunt? ~come into my lair i have sumthing 2 show u my pretties~ Seriously though, Buble must kick his ass daily for cheating on her fine self. She should upgrade from jkras immediately, too.

So this is officially going to be the year of Streep Vs. Winslet Vs. Jolie's Continual Disappointment and of Mickey Rourke's melted face Vs. Sean Penn's melting face.

And while I was mildly pertubed as to the lack of Hayek +2, Those will do nicely kthnx. Between The Reader, Quills and Little Children I think i've seen her nipples more than I have my own this week.

Not that I actively seek out my own nip-

Oh w/e.